Some inspired/uninspired thoughts about Moms

A mother is a person, who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces that she never did care for pie. ~ Tenneva Jordan

Any mother could perform the jobs of several air traffic controllers with ease. ~ Lisa Alther

I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a slingshot. ~ Rodney Dangerfield

The phrase “working mother” is redundant. ~ Jane Sellman

There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. ~ Chinese Proverb

No one in the world can take the place of your mother. Right or wrong, from her viewpoint you are always right. She may scold you for little things, but never for the big ones. ~ Harry Truman

That best academy, a mother’s knee. ~ James Russell Lowell

Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children. ~ William Makepeace Thackeray

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. ~ Anonymous

I asked Mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me. ~ Calvin (Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes)

As a mother comforts her child, so I will comfort you, and you will be comforted. ~ Isaiah 66:13

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